Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Fast Thoughts of the day

Subject: Fast Thoughts of the day

1. Isn't there something wrong when the President of the United states spends
every waking hour of the day worrying about some Jews who want to build homes,
but nary a moment of the day worrying about Iranians who want to build nukes?

2. A survey in the US just found that 85% of the dollar bills in circulation
contain trace amounts of cocaine. A second survey found that 100% of the
copies of Tikkun Magazine in the country contain traces of cocaine.

3. Does anyone know the name of the dog that ate the rabbinic smicha
(ordination) of Michael Lerner?

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