Wednesday, January 17, 2007
Two Completely Different Proposals
Two Completely Different Proposals
By Steven Plaut
I. We are the Aryan Neo-Nazi Party. We strive for the complete
destruction of Israel and of the Jewish people. We think that this
destruction can be achieved in total, even if it is implemented in stages.
We hate Jews and want to see an end to Jewish history and Jewish
existence.
Accordingly, we have prepared a master plan for achieving our goal of
total annihilation of Israel:
1. Israel must withdraw as a first step to its pre-1967 border and it
must set up an independent Palestinian state in the West Bank and the Gaza
Strip.
2. The Hamas organization must then be the party in control of the
West Bank and Gaza Strip.
3. Israel must refrain from all retaliation against Palestinians, no
matter what. The entire world must exert pressure on Israel NOT to use
force against Palestinian armed forces.
4. Israel must conduct negotiations even while it is under fire.
5. Israel must never retaliate for rockets being fired into the
Negev.
6. Israel must end all attempts at assassinating Palestinian leaders
or militia commanders.
7. Israel must allow Israeli Arabs to set up their own national
institutions inside Israel, including their own parliament, shadow
government, fiscal institutions, and school system, and where Israeli
Arabs fly the Palestinian flag over all their institutions and gatherings.
8. Israel must institute affirmative action preferences to ensure
that Arabs hold positions of power in all areas.
9. Israel must release all imprisoned Arab terrorists and murderers
without any conditions.
10. Israel must turn the Golan Heights over to Syria and allow the
Syrian military to take up positions there.
11. Israel must abandon the Shabaa Farm on its Lebanese border.
12. Israel must slash its military budget by an enormous percent and
transfer the funds to social spending.
13. Israel must never attack the Hezbollah under any circumstances.
14. Israel must unilaterally foreswear development and use of nuclear
weapons.
15. Israel must refrain from using any weapons that are controversial,
such as cluster bombs.
16. Israel must remove all Jewish symbols from its flag and national
anthem.
17. Israel must agree to an unrestricted "right of return" for Arabs
wishing to return to pre-1967 Israel.
18. Israeli schools must refer to Israel's creation as the Naqba or
catastrophe (in Arabic).
19. Israel must pay compensation to any Arab ever injured, or who lost
property, as a result of the Middle East conflict.
20. Israel must set up an Arab-language university for its Arab
student population, in which Arab nationalism will be the focus of
instruction.
II. We are the Israeli Professors for a Compassionate Peace. We want
an end to the Middle East conflict. We believe in peace and equality.
We strive for justice. We hate violence. We are patriots who love our
country. All we want is a fair and peaceful resolution to the Middle
East's problems.
Accordingly, we have prepared a master plan for achieving our goal of
peaceful resolution for Israel and its neighbors:
1. Israel must withdraw as a first step to its pre-1967 border and it
must set up an independent Palestinian state in the West Bank and the Gaza
Strip.
2. The Hamas organization must then be the party in control of the
West Bank and Gaza Strip.
3. Israel must refrain from all retaliation against Palestinians, no
matter what. The entire world must exert pressure on Israel NOT to use
force against Palestinian armed forces.
4. Israel must conduct negotiations even while it is under fire.
5. Israel must never retaliate for rockets being fired into the
Negev.
6. Israel must end all attempts at assassinating Palestinian leaders
or militia commanders.
7. Israel must allow Israeli Arabs to set up their own national
institutions inside Israel, including their own parliament, shadow
government, fiscal institutions, and school system, and where Israeli
Arabs fly the Palestinian flag over all their institutions and gatherings.
8. Israel must institute affirmative action preferences to ensure
that Arabs hold positions of power in all areas.
9. Israel must release all imprisoned Arab terrorists and murderers
without any conditions.
10. Israel must turn the Golan Heights over to Syria and allow the
Syrian military to take up positions there.
11. Israel must abandon the Shabaa Farm on its Lebanese border.
12. Israel must slash its military budget by an enormous percent and
transfer the funds to social spending.
13. Israel must never attack the Hezbollah under any circumstances.
14. Israel must unilaterally foreswear development and use of nuclear
weapons.
15. Israel must refrain from using any weapons that are controversial,
such as cluster bombs.
16. Israel must remove all Jewish symbols from its flag and national
anthem.
17. Israel must agree to an unrestricted "right of return" for Arabs
wishing to return to pre-1967 Israel.
18. Israeli schools must refer to Israel's creation as the Naqba or
catastrophe (in Arabic).
19. Israel must pay compensation to any Arab ever injured, or who lost
property, as a result of the Middle East conflict.
20. Israel must set up an Arab-language university for its Arab
student population, in which Arab nationalism will be the focus of
instruction.
2. Fabricating the news:
http://www.jewishpress.com/page.do/20394/Beyond_Bias%3A_Media%2DFabricated_News.html
3. Kramer's not the only bigot on the Seinfeld Show:
http://www.israelnationalnews.com/news.php3?id=119727
