Tuesday, January 25, 2011
Beach Boys to Record "Little NGO"
In the 1960s there was a very popular rock song called "Little GTO"
I am not sure what a GTO was, but I think it was some sort of car.
The song was written by Ronny and the Daytonas, but popularized by the
Beach Boys and "Jan and Dean." For those of you not old enough to be
on social security, you may not recall the song. You can hear it
here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sp2sSc3mgKI or here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_FSicQWimU
The original lyrics can be seen here:
http://www.oldielyrics.com/lyrics/ronny_and_the_daytonas/gto.html
Well, upon hearing the song on an oldies internet radio station, it
occurred to me that a new version of this song must be immediately
composed and recorded in order to save Israel. So I am looking for
some singers, maybe Caroline Glick and her Latma people can record it.
So now, without further ado, we present to you the new lyrics to the song:
LITTLE NGO!
By Steve Plaut and the Monitors
Little NGO, we're really lookin' fine
Three colonels and two sergeants, sentenced four to nine,
Listen to us smearing, listen to us why-ee-eye-ine
Just never scrutinize our funding as we blow it up, NGO!
Wa-wa, (mixed with "Yeah, yeah, little NGO") wa, wa, wa, wa, wa, wa
(mixed with "Yeah, yeah, little NGO")
Wa-wa, (mixed with "Yeah, yeah, little NGO") wa, wa, wa, wa, wa, wa
(mixed with "Yeah, yeah, little NGO")
Wa-wa (mixed with "Ahhh, little NGO") wa, wa, wa, wa, wa, wa
You oughta see us selling that kocker Goldstone tales
Compare us with Goebbals, whose lying really pales,
We bash all the Yiddin, really drive 'em why-ee-eye-ild
Just never scrutinize our funding as we blow it up, NGO!
Wa-wa, (mixed with "Yeah, yeah, little NGO") wa, wa, wa, wa, wa, wa
(mixed with "Yeah, yeah, little NGO")
Wa-wa, (mixed with "Yeah, yeah, little NGO") wa, wa, wa, wa, wa, wa
(mixed with "Yeah, yeah, little NGO")
Wa-wa (mixed with "Ahhh, little NGO") wa, wa, wa, wa, wa, wa
Gonna hide all our money (We Hamas friends, flotillin' on) and buy a
NGO (We Hamas friends, flotillin' on)
Hit a Jew soldier with a crow bar (We Hamas friends, flotillin' on)
and we'll be ready to go (We Hamas friends, flotillin' on)
Take it out to Bil'In (We Hamas friends, flotillin' on) and help 'em
bomb (We Hamas friends, flotillin' on), yeah, yeah
Cause we're the coolest thing around,
Little buddy, no one's gonna shut our funding down!
When we turn it on, blow it up, treasonize, NGO
Wa-wa, (mixed with "Yeah, yeah, little NGO") wa, wa, wa, wa, wa, wa
(mixed with "Yeah, yeah, little NGO")
Wa-wa, (mixed with "Yeah, yeah, little NGO") wa, wa, wa, wa, wa, wa
(mixed with "Yeah, yeah, little NGO")
Wa-wa (mixed with "Ahhh, little NGO") wa, wa, wa, wa, wa, wa
[Fade]
