Zionist Conspiracy

Tow Him, Moti!



Well, as you know, Obama and his entourage are in town. The
local media are besides themselves in ecstasy, as are the local
leftists. It is strange seeing so many Israelis getting so excited by
the visit of some Kenyan.

In any case, Obama used the opportunity to urge Israelis to seek
peace by appeasing the Islamofascist terrorists. No surprise there.
Obama tried to "speak over the heads" of the Israeli elected officials
by urging a large assembly of Israeli students to demand that Israeli
leaders "take risks" for "peace." We know what he meant by that.
The assembly by the way was CLOSED to students from Ariel University,
which Obama - following the Israeli tenured Left - evidently is
boycotting because it is on the correct side of the 1967 Green Line.

Now the funniest part of the visit so far was that the yanks flew
in a bunch of armored Caddies to carry the entourage from the airport
to Jerusalem and PLO-occupied Ramallah. But one of the cars broke
down along the way (Obama was not in it). Someone called in a local
Israeli towing service. So the press all day has been featuring
photos of Moti's Towing Service and its prime tow truck lifting and
dragging away the stricken welfare Cadillac. See this:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/barackobama/9943357/Barack-Obama-in-Israel-the-Beast-limo-breaks-down.html.
The truck had a large banner painted on its side that reads Moti Is
Towing You.

Well, I would like to take this opportunity to issue my own
special personal appeal to Moti the tow truck guy: Moti, if any
other Obama cars breaks down, especially the one in which Obama is
riding, then please tow the car right away at my expense directly to
Ariel University!