Zionist Conspiracy

1.   It is time to demand an official investigation of the behavior of the Israeli Border Patrol unit that was in the battle that left three "Palestinians" dead in Qalandiya today near Jerusalem.   I demand to know why ONLY three Palestinians were shot!

    If you are watching the television news on non-Israeli channels, what you will learn from them is that a group of Israeli soldiers burst into Qalandiya and for no possible reason at all started harassing and attacking innocent "Palestinians" who were simply standing around and minding their business.

    Of course if you happen to watch the Israeli news broadcast or even one of the less biased less anti-Semitic news agencies outside Israel like yahoo.com, you will learn that a platoon of Israeli border patrolmen entered Qalandiya with arrest warrants, seeking to apprehend several terrorists.  When their presence was noted, at least a thousand locals attacked the patrolmen with molotov cocktails, large rocks, and other weapons, including live ammunition and automatic rifles.  This was an armed assault by the terrorists against the Border Patrolmen, many of whom are Druse and Bedouins by the way.  The good guys responded as ordered with rubber bullets and tear gas.  When their lives were clearly in danger they used live ammo.  Did I mention that they were being attacked by a lynch mob consisting of more than 1000 terrorists?  A THOUSAND!  Ten to the third power!  The international news agencies are all broadcasting images of Arab youths sitting quietly next to a wall in tears for fears of what became their friends and relatives.  Yeah sure.

   Of the three "Palestinians" shot dead there, two were convicted murderers who had been released as part of the moronic "deal" by Netanyahu to buy back Gilad Shalit by means of releasing terrorists.  Their deaths today providing Israelis with a tiny pinch of closure and justice.

     Meanwhile, the Palestinian Authority just announced that it was calling off all "talks" with Israel in  light of this "crime" by Israel.  Now since Netanyahu paid 104 murderers in exchange for the holding of these ridiculous talks, now that the PLO has cancelled them can there possibly be any reason that a sane person would not demand that all of the 104 be re-jailed?

    The lynch mob is still rioting in Qalandiya as we speak and still engaging in terrorist violence.

     So I demand an apology from the Prime Minister and the Minister of Defense!  I demand to know why ONLY three terrorists were killed today!

    Oh and it is all very nice that the world is about to bomb Syria for murdering Syrians.  But why did the world never respond with force as long as Syria and its Hezb'Allah puppets were merely murdering Jews (and not just in Israel).   I guess murder of Jews still just does count.

2.  Minor correction:  In the posting about Hitler's comment that Chamberlain was a little rodent who actually believed the scrap of paper of the accord had value, Hitler said it to Von Ribbentrop and not to Goering, and he referred to Chamberlain as a little worm, not a little rodent.  We like to keep all the facts precise here at the Family Incitement Services!

3.  Old but still cute:

Hebronics  

The New York City Public Schools have officially declared Jewish English, now dubbed Hebronics, as a second language.

Backers of the move say the  city schools are the first in the  nation to recognize Hebronics as a valid language and a significant attribute of American culture.
According to Howard Ashland, linguistics professor at Brooklyn College and renowned Hebronics  scholar, the sentence structure of Hebronics  derives from middle and eastern European language patterns, as well as Yiddish.
Professor Shulman explains:
In Hebronics, the response to any question is usually another question with a complaint that is either implied or stated.
Thus 'How are you?' may be answered,  'How should I be, with my bad feet?' '
Shulman says that Hebronics is a superb linguistic vehicle for expressing sarcasm or scepticism. An example is the repetition of a word with 'sh' or 'shm' at the beginning: 'Mountains, shmountains. Stay away. You should want a nosebleed?'
  
Another Hebronics pattern is moving the subject of a sentence to the end, with its pronoun at the beginning: 'It's beautiful, that dress.'  
   
Shulman says one also sees the Hebronics verb moved to the end of the sentence. Thus the response to a remark such as 'He's slow as a turtle,' could be: 'Turtle, shmurtle! Like a fly in Vaseline he walks.'
  
Shulman provided the following examples from his best-selling textbook, Switched-On Hebronics:   

Question: 'What time  is it?'
English  answer: 'Sorry, I don't know.'
Hebronic response: 'What am I, a clock?'  

Remark: 'I hope things  turn out okay.'
English answer: 'Thanks.'
Hebronic response: 'I should be so lucky!'  

Remark: 'Hurry  up.  Dinner's ready.'
English answer: 'Be  right there.'
Hebronic response: 'Alright already, I'm coming.  
What's with the 'hurry' business? Is there a fire?'  

Remark: 'I like the tie you gave me; I wear it all the time.'
English answer: 'Glad you like it.'
Hebronic response: 'So what's the matter; you don't like the other ties I gave you?'

Remark: 'Sarah and I are engaged.'
English answer:  'Congratulations!'  
Hebronic response: 'She could stand to lose a few pounds.'

Question: 'Would you like to go riding with us?'
English answer: 'Just say when.'
Hebronic response: 'Riding, shmiding! Do I look like a cowboy?'

To the guest of honor at a birthday party:  
English answer: 'Happy birthday'   
Hebronic response: 'A year smarter you should become.'  

Remark: 'It's a beautiful day.'
English answer: 'Sure is.'  
Hebronic  response: 'So the sun is out; what else is new?'

Answering a phone call from a son:
English answer: 'It's been a while since you called.'  
Hebronic response: 'You didn't wonder if I'm dead already?'  

4.  Too related stories:

You probably saw that Bradley Manning, the big leaker of Wikileaks, wants to get himself, er, snipped, and I do NOT mean circumcised.  See http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424127887323665504579028563211609706.html:

Pfc. Bradley Manning said Thursday that he wants to live his life as a woman and be known as Chelsea Manning as he begins a 35-year prison sentence for leaking classified government information to WikiLeaks.

Pfc. Bradley Manning says he wants to live his life as a woman and be known as Chelsea Manning as he begins a 35-year prison term for leaking classified information to WikiLeaks. …

Less than 24 hours after being sentenced for being the source of one of the biggest classified leaks in U.S. history, Pfc. Manning said he wants to begin hormone therapy and be known by a new name.

This news story came out the same day as the following:

http://frontpagemag.com/2013/dgreenfield/new-german-law-recognizes-a-third-gender/

New German Law Recognizes a Third Gender

Posted By Daniel Greenfield On August 24, 2013 @ 10:30 am In The Point | 5 Comments

You probably thought it was going to end with Gay Marriage. Ha.

You thought that it would end with Tranny (transgendered) rights. Double Ha.

You thought that maybe the Bisexual Forum at the White House would be it.

It never ends. That's the point of any grievance industry. It just manufactures more crazy. And there's a big heap of crazy out there.

As a sample, the US gay rights movement is generally using LGBT for Lesbian Gay Bisexual (Transgender) Transvestite. But the new one is LGBTQIA, which adds Asexual, Intersex and Queer for "who do not adhere to sexual and/or gender norms" more so than gays, trannies, the asexual and the non-gendered already don't.

So get ready for the Third Gender.

There are men and women. And there are men who want to marry men for a few days. And there are men who think they're women. And there are men who want everyone to recognize that they are an entirely new gender.

Germany is set to become the first country in Europe to introduce a third, "indeterminate" gender designation on birth certificates. The European Union, which is attempting to coordinate anti-discrimination efforts across member states, is lagging behind on the issue.

The option of selecting "blank," in addition to the standard choices of "male" or female" on birth certificates will become available in Germany from November 1.

Under the new law, individuals can also opt to remain outside the gender binary altogether.

By the time the barbarians overrun us, history will record that we made Nero and Caligula look like the height of good reason and judgment.

Intersex people, that is, those who are born neither exclusively male nor exclusively female, form one of the most invisible groups in our society. Contrary to popular belief, this has little to do with their supposed rarity and more to do with the violence our society inflicts upon those who don't conform to binary and mutually exclusive "male" and "female" categories.

Conformity! Who needs gender anyway. Or even bodies. Or names. Or words. Let's escape all these categories by going off to live in caves.

This year, Australia has made great strides through the adoption of an anti-discrimination law that protects "intersex status" alongside established grounds such as "sex" and "race."

Also level of insanity.

According to Silvan Agius, policy director at human rights organisation ILGA Europe — the European chapter of the International Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Trans and Intersex Association — the European Union is lagging behind on the issue. Though Brussels commissioned a report on trans and intersex minorities in 2010, and has since attempted to coordinate efforts to prohibit gender discrimination, progress has been halting.

"Things are moving slower than they should at the European level," says Agius. "Though Brussels has ramped up efforts to promote awareness of trans and intersex discrimination, I would like to see things speed up."

Can't it wait till the whole thing collapses and the Intersexed are too busy rooting through garbage cans for food to worry about gendered pronouns?