Saturday, November 01, 2014
Tzipi Hearts Zoabi
1. When the Defense Minister Yaalon ordered "Palestinians" in the West Bank to ride on separate buses than "settlers" in order to avoid violence, he and all of Israel were denounced by the caring folks as "apartheid." Well, it turns out that all over the world there are plans or proposals to introduce women-only metro cars, subway, cars and buses in order to prevent sexual harassment and violence against women. Some of these programs operate in Third World countries and some in Western Europe. But the most amazing point is that not a single caring journalist or politician has denounced any of these "separate public transit vehicle" proposals as "apartheid."
By the way, how come no one thinks it is "apartheid" when only Jews (and Druse) get conscripted in Israel to serve in the IDF but Arabs are exempt?
2. The cancer spreads to the high schools: http://www.weeklystandard.com/articles/campus-conquered_817778.html#.VFNyRZGAe6g.email
3. Treason du Jour at Haaretz:
There is an anti-democratic initiative afoot in the Knesset to shut down Israel Hayom, the country's daily newspaper with the largest circulation, because it threatens the financial interests of the leftist Yediot Ahronot. Haaretz this week ran a cartoon of Israel crashing a plane into the World Trade Center. There is no Knesset initiative to shut down this treasonous newspaper:
4. Think Jerusalem is a difficult unsolvable conundrum? Think again. There is a very simple solution. Israel simply tells the "Palestinians" - you can't have it! End of discussion.
5. In the Knesset vote this week to expel the terrorist Haneen Zoabi for 6 months from the Knesset, Amram Mitzna, the one-time mayor of Haifa and one-time Labor Party contender for Prime Minister, voted AGAINST expelling her and the rest of the members of the Tzipi Livni party decided to abstain or else did not attend the vote at all. This should be borne in mind by anyone considering the Livni party to be a centrist ZIonist party.
So now the little birdie Tzipi Livni thinks ordering the "Palestinians" to use other buses than "settlers" in order to prevent violence is apartheid. This after her party spent the week demonstrating its solidarity with terrorist Haneen Zonabi.
There are today three political parties competing for the treason vote, meaning the votes of all Israelis who hate Israel and hate themselves and want to see Israeli defeated. These are Meretz, the Israeli Labor Party, and Tzipi's silly "Ha-Tnua" party. So Israelis who hate their own country can take their pick from the three!
6. Ventriloquists for Rabbi Yehuda Glick!
Friends, comrades, Inciters, lend me your Zionist ears! For many years we have been naively striving to rescue the Jewish state and its soul using conventional means: military defense, economic development, construction, education. But it seems we have missed out on recruiting the most important tool of all needed to rescue Israel.
Friends, because the Israeli government has decided to appease the Islamists and prevent Jews from praying on the Temple Mount, any Jew whose lips move while visiting the Temple Mount is arrested. MK Moshe Feiglin has been arrested on numerous occasions. This is a particularly onerous challenge for lawyers visiting the Mount, because - as you know - lawyers cannot lie unless their lips are moving.
So I say the time has come to roll out the great secret weapon of Jewry. Comrades, we have no choice. To rescue the Third Jewish Commonwealth, to save the soul of Israel, we must utilize at once the Jewish Ventriloquists. Only Jewish Ventriloquists can restore dignity and self-respect to the State of Israel. The entire Temple Mount must be filled to the brim with Jewish ventriloquists reciting the Shma and other prayers. Let us see the Left complaining about rising Charlie McCarthyism in Israel!
Let us see the police come and arrest these warriors for NOT moving their lips! Let the Islamists launch a jihad against Howdy Doody!
Emergency conditions require emergency measures! The time has come at last! Unleash the Ventriloquists and let the new Nakba begin!
7. Let's wait until the midterm election results next week to see who REALLY is the big wad of chickenshit!